- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What is the name of the car? What

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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