How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

thumb_up thumb_down +22

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

thumb_up thumb_down +22

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

thumb_up thumb_down +22

This isn't funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the sign say? It said slow down

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops