What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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