What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Hello

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A French man gets into a fight

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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