Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Type better antijokes above

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Skrillex.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Who is it?

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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snooki

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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