i am a dino. RAWR.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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