- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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