Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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eden stop

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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