- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

womens rights

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

http://www.dafk.net/what/

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

ask me if im a door yes

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

why are balck people black because they are

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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