Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

i like it in the mouth

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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