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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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