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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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