why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Women's rights

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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What do I hate? people

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dat shoe shine tho

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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