- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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