- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

FUCK THE JEWS

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

smell the vitamin C

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Moral

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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