What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Gay republicans

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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