- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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