Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Tucker Rivera

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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