Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Womens basketball

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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