Your momma so fat, she's fat

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Adam Chebali has no life

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

The Joke Below

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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