- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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