- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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