- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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