what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Two women were sitting quietly.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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