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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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