- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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