What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

wanna here a joke? you.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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