A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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diarrhea.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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