- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Tommy got neutered.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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