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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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