My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What's red, blue & green all over?

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

one of the idiot

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

the power to turn magnetism into light

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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