- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

what is the color of a burp burple

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

i like men but im not gay

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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