Denard Robinson

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Testicles.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A man was shot. He died.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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