- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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