Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Where's my baby??

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Face...tastes like chicken!

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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