How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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