Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

The truth is he loves her!!

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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