What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

The Moon Landing.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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