- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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