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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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