What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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