An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

A paralysed man falls over.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Knock Knock. Go Away!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

One below was by me: Walter H

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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