a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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9/11

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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