What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

obama

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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