- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Anti-jokes are funny.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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