What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Fox News

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Church.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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