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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Church.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Fox News

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Church.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves