- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

obama

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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