- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What do u call a cripple Biv

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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