Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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