He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Beka has AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

thumb_up thumb_down -23

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Turkey Balls

thumb_up thumb_down -23

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Who has no penis Religious Believers

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

thumb_up thumb_down -23

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops