- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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