- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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