- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Tilt your screen back

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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