- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Knock, Knock Come in

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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