My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

I <3 Hitler

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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