What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Yo Momma is not fat.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

A man walks into a bar Ouch

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Tucker Rivera

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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