- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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