- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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