- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Do the roar!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What is the name of the car? What

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

do you wanna hear a joke school

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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