Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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