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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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