- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Where's the dick??? east

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

My Boyfriend

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*