- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

scientology.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

You're tall.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

. . I am a whale

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