- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Girls soccer

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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