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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

knock,knock you suck

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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