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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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