A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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