- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.