- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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