- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

aodhan hearty

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Christianity.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

The EPA.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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