- Anti Joke

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.