- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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