Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Justin Bieber

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Racial Equality

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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