- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

what is orange? an orange

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Call of Duty is a good game.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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