- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

who do we all like george goodburn

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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