Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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The EPA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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