- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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