- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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