- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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