A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

your face

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

knock knock whose there? my penis.

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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