- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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