What is older than history?

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Robin, get in the batmobile

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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