- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

were at work systems r down

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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