- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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