- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What is red? A rock painted red

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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