- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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