- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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