What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

why is my phone broken i dropped it

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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