- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Death by kayak

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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