Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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