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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke