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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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