Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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