An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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