- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

God

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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