- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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