What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

kaite is dumb that is true

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the car do? CRASH!

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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