- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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