Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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