- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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