- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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