What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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