- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Girls Lacrosse.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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