- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What comes after 69? mouthwash

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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