Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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