- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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