- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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