What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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