Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

roses are red violets are blue

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Knock knock *open*

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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