- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Your mam is so fat.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

what are you mike bibby?

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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