- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Dwight Howard

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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