Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Anti Joke

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