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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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