- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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