speak now or forever hold your pee

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#IHateHashtags

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Bad grammers.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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weston cage

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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